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#2
15 upvotes
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KR Lv.23 ์ˆ˜๋ฏผ

TranslatedI was eating with friends at Konkuk University when an emergency signal came, so I rushed to the bathroom for a shit,, Farts came out so much that it splashed all over the toilet..๊ฑด๋Œ€์—์„œ ์นœ๊ตฌ๋“ค์ด๋ž‘ ๋ฐฅ ๋จน๊ตฌ ๊ธ‰์‹ ํ˜ธ ์™€์„œ ํ™”์žฅ์‹ค๋กœ ๋‹ฌ๋ ค๊ฐ”์—ˆ๋˜ ๋˜ฅ,, ๋ฐฉ๊ท€๋„ ์—„์ฒญ ๋‚˜์™€์„œ ๋ณ€๊ธฐ์— ๋‹ค ํŠ€์—ˆ์–ด์—ฌ..

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#3
11 upvotes
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KR Lv.56 ๋น„๋ฐ€

TranslatedI ate a lot of delicious beef during Seollal and held it in for3 days,and just now sat on the toilet and took a shit!!์„ค๋‚ ์— ๋ง›์žˆ๋Š” ๊ณ  ๋งŽ์ด ๋จน๊ตฌ 3์ผ ๋™์•ˆ ์ฐธ๋‹ค๊ฐ€ ๋ฐฉ๊ธˆ ๋ณ€๊ธฐ์— ์•‰์•„์„œ ์‘์•„ ํ•ด์จ์—ฌ!!

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#4
7 upvotes
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KR Lv.15 ์•ผ๋ฅด

TranslatedIt's the same person who posted the poop among other people's poops.According this person, it's notoped all at once, collected by pooping into the toilet without flushing for7 days.For reference, it's not top of the toilet, buted.๋‚จ์˜ ๋˜ฅ3 ์ฒซ๋ฒˆ์งธ๋กœ ์˜ฌ๋ฆฐ ๋˜ฅ์ด๋ž‘ ๊ฐ™์€ ์‚ฌ๋žŒ์ž„ ์ด ์‚ฌ๋žŒ ๋ง๋กœ๋Š” ํ•œ๋ฒˆ์— ์‹ผ๊ฑฐ ์•„๋‹ˆ๋ผ 7์ผ๋™์•ˆ ๋ณ€๊ธฐ์—๋‹ค๊ฐ€ ๋ฌผ์„ ์•ˆ๋‚ด๋ฆฌ๊ณ  ๋˜ฅ์„ ์‹ธ์„œ ๋ชจ์€๊ฑฐ๋ผ๊ณ  ํ•จ. ์ฐธ๊ณ ๋กœ ๋ณ€๊ธฐ ์œ„์— ์žˆ๋Š”๊ฒŒ ์•„๋‹ˆ๋ผ ๋„˜์นœ๊ฑฐ์ž„

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#5
6 upvotes
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KR Lv.15 ๋˜ฅ๊พผ_0085

TranslatedHoo-eut, let out one sound while relieving myself refreshingly.. The smell wouldn't go away so I was annoyed. Next time, should I try pooping once at the subway station?ํ์ ์†Œ๋ฆฌํ•œ ๋ฒˆ ๋‚ด๋ฉด์„œ ์‹œ์›ํ•˜๊ฒŒ ๋ฐฐ์ถœ.. ๋ƒ„์ƒˆ๊ฐ€ ์•ˆ๋น ์ ธ์„œ ์งœ์ฆ๋‚ฌ์–ด์š” ๋‹ค์Œ์—๋Š” ์ง€ํ•˜์ฒ ์—ญ์—์„œ ํ•œ ๋ฒˆ ์‹ธ๋ณผ๊นŒ

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#6
5 upvotes
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KR Lv.78 ppap4316
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#7
5 upvotes
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KR Lv.40 ๋Љ

TranslatedNot today, but every time there's trouble with my butt, it does this.. Seems like it happens every month.์˜ค๋Š˜ ๊ฑด ์•„๋‹ˆ์ง€๋งŒ ์žฅ ๋‚œ๋ฆฌ๋‚  ๋•Œ๋งˆ๋‹ค ์ด๋Ÿฌ๋Š”.. ๋‹ฌ๋งˆ๋‹ค ๊ทธ๋Ÿฌ๋Š” ๋“ฏ

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#8
5 upvotes
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Lv.8 ๋˜ฅ_3863

TranslatedI held it in outside and only let it out after coming home.. It was urgent but I held it until I got homeใ…œ๋ฐ–์—์„œ ์ฐธ๋‹ค๊ฐ€ ์ง‘์™€์„œ ์‹ผ๊ฑฐ์—์š”..๊ธ‰ํ–ˆ๋Š”๋ฐ ์ง‘๊นŒ์ง€ ์ฐธ์•˜์–ด์š”ใ…œ

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#9
4 upvotes
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Lv.49 ๋˜ฅ๊พผ_6984
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#10
4 upvotes
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Lv.49 ๋˜ฅ๊พผ_6984
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#11
4 upvotes
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KR Lv.58 ๊ท€์š”๋ฏธ

TranslatedMy ex texted me yesterday, got off and overdrank, and got a stomachache in the early morning...8ใ…8์–ด์ œ ์ „๋‚จ์นœ์ƒˆ๊ธฐ๊ฐ€ ์—ฐ๋ฝํ•ด์„œ ํ™”๋‚˜์„œ ๊ณผ์Œํ•˜๊ณ  ์ƒˆ๋ฒฝ์— ๋ฐฐํƒˆ๋‚ฌ์–ด์—ฌ...8ใ…8

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#12
4 upvotes
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KR Lv.36 ๋ฐฉ๋ถ•๋ฝ•

TranslatedI mustered up the courage, put down some tissue paper, and tried it.์šฉ๊ธฐ๋‚ด์„œ ํœด์ง€๊น”๊ณ  ํ•ด๋ดค์–ด

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#13
3 upvotes
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KR Lv.3 ๋˜ฅ๊พผ_8164
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#14
2 upvotes
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KR Lv.98 ๋ฒ ํ’€์–ด๋“œ๋ ค์š”

TranslatedSitting on the toilet and seeing a golden banana๐Ÿ’ฉIt was shot a very long time ago, so I don't really remember what I ate.. Anyway, I hope you were satisfied with the quality as as it was unlocked..์–‘๋ณ€๊ธฐ์— ์•‰์•„์„œ ๋ณธ ํ™ฉ๊ธˆ๋น› ๋ฐ”๋‚˜๋‚˜๐Ÿ’ฉ ์•„์ฃผ ์˜ค๋ž˜ ์ „์— ์ดฌ์˜ํ•œ๊ฑฐ๋ผ ์–ด๋–ค๊ฑธ ์„ญ์ทจํ–ˆ๋Š”์ง€๋Š” ์ž˜.. ๋ฌดํŠผ ํ•ด๊ธˆํ•œ ๋งŒํผ ๋งŒ์กฑํ•˜์‹  ํ€„๋ฆฌํ‹ฐ์˜€๊ธฐ๋ฅผ..

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#15
2 upvotes
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Lv.49 ๋˜ฅ๊พผ_6984
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#16
2 upvotes
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Lv.49 ๋˜ฅ๊พผ_6984
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#17
2 upvotes
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KR Lv.24 ๋˜ฅ๊พผ_5324
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#19
2 upvotes
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KR Lv.22 ์„ค์‚ฌ๋‚˜์˜จ๋‹ค

์–ด์ œ๋ถ€ํ„ฐ ์ฐธ๋‹ค๊ฐ€ ๋ฒ„๊ฑฐํ‚น ๋จน๊ณ ์™€์„œ ๋„์ €ํžˆ ๋ชป ์ฐธ๊ฒ ์–ด์„œ ์‹ผ ๋˜ฅ์ธ๋ฐ ๋ƒ„์ƒˆ ์กด๋‚˜ ๋‚จ;;;

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#20
2 upvotes
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Lv.10 ๋˜ฅ์Ÿ์ด

Translatedmorning poop๋ชจ๋‹์‘๊ฐ€

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#21
2 upvotes
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Lv.9 ๋˜ฅ์—์ง„์‹ฌ์ธ๋‚จ์ž

Translatedclean poop๊น”๋”ํ•œ ๋˜ฅ

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#22
2 upvotes
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Lv.11 Pooping

TranslatedI farted at school after eating a hamburger last time.์ €๋ฒˆ์— ํ–„๋ฒ„๊ฑฐ ๋จน๊ณ  ํ•™๊ต์—์„œ ์‹ผ๊ฑฐ

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#23
2 upvotes
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Lv.11 Pooping

TranslatedThis is the poop I took this morning after eating tteokguk yesterday, it comes out right away as as I sit down lol์ด๊ฑด ์–ด์ œ ๋–ก๊ตญ ๋จน๊ณ  ์•„์นจ์— ์‹ผ๊ฑฐ, ์•‰์ž๋งˆ์ž ๋ฐ”๋กœ ๋‚˜์˜ค๋„ค ใ…Žใ…Ž

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#24
2 upvotes
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Lv.5 ์Šค์บ‡์—†์ด๋ชป์‚ด์•„

TranslatedI'm a guy but had bad constipation, so after a few days it was eye poop, my asshole hurt like fucking hellใ…œใ…กใ…œ sob sob, comfort me๋‚จ์ž”๋ฐ ๋ณ€๋น„ ์‹ฌํ•ด์„œ ๋ฉฐ์น ๋งŒ์— ๋ˆˆ ๋˜ฅ์ž„ ๋˜ฅ๊ผฌ ์กด๋‚˜ ์•„ํŒ ์˜ค ใ…œใ…กใ…œ ํ‘ํ‘ ์œ„๋กœํ•ด์ฃผ๋ผ

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#25
2 upvotes
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PL Lv.15 Ziomek123
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#26
2 upvotes
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KR Lv.60 ๋‚ญ๋ž‘์‹ญํŒ”์„ธ

TranslatedGastroenteritis... maybe..?? It hurtsใ…œใ…œ์žฅ์—ผ...์ธ๊ฐ€..?? ์•„ํŒŒใ…œใ…œ

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#27
2 upvotes
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Lv.16 ์ฆ๋˜ฅํ•ด์š”

TranslatedThe poop I passed after just two days is not as thick as before, and there's residual stool feeling. Even after a colonoscopy, nothing abnormal was found... feeling uneasy.์ดํ‹€๋งŒ์— ์‹ผ๋˜ฅ ์˜ˆ์ „๋ณด๋‹ค ๊ตต์ง€๋ชปํ•˜๋ฉฐ ์ž”๋ณ€๊ฐ์ด ์žˆ์Œ๋Œ€์žฅ๋‚ด์‹œ๊ฒฝ์„ ํ•ด๋„ ๋ณ„ ์ด์ƒ์—†๊ณ .. ์ฐ์ฐํ•จ

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#28
1 upvotes
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KR Lv.9 ๋˜ฅ๊พผ_7005

TranslatedAlmost got to work part-time์•Œ๋ฐ”ํ•˜๋‹ค ์ข‹๋ ๋ป”

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#29
1 upvotes
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KR Lv.3 ๋˜ฅ๊ตฐ_6982

TranslatedThere's a lot of sheep.์–‘ ๋งŽ๋„ค์š”

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#30
1 upvotes
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KR Lv.60 ๋‚ญ๋ž‘์‹ญํŒ”์„ธ
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#31
1 upvotes
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KR Lv.16 ์ˆ ๋˜ฅ์žฌ์ด

TranslatedDrunk Poop3rd Round์ˆ ๋˜ฅ 3์ฐจ์ „

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#32
1 upvotes
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KR Lv.22 ์œ ์„œ์˜

TranslatedI ate a lot of eggs so it smells.๊ณ„๋ž€ ๋งŽ์ด ๋จธ๊ฑฐ์„œ ๋ƒ„์ƒˆ ์˜ค์ ธ

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#33
1 upvotes
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KR Lv.13 RALO
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#34
1 upvotes
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KR Lv.33 ์‘์•™
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#35
1 upvotes
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KR Lv.11 ๋˜ฅ๋˜ฅ์ด
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#36
1 upvotes
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KR Lv.6 ๋˜ฅ๊พผ_1500
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#37
1 upvotes
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KR Lv.2 Pooper_0912
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#38
1 upvotes
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KR Lv.16 ์ˆ ๋˜ฅ์žฌ์ด

TranslatedI've been puking booze shit all day, gonna die.ํ•˜๋ฃจ์ข…์ผ ์ˆ ๋˜ฅ์งˆ์ด๋„ค ์ฃฝ๊ฒŸ๋‹ค

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#39
1 upvotes
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KR Lv.8 ํ”„๋ฆฌ๋ฏธ์—„๋˜ฅ๐Ÿ’ฉ

TranslatedSeollal poop์„ค๋‚ ๋˜ฅ

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#41
1 upvotes
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Lv.25 ๋˜ฅ๊พผ
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#42
1 upvotes
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Lv.32 ๋˜ฅ๊พผ_8176

TranslatedStomach hurts, pooped a bit of diarrhea...๋ฐฐ ์•„ํŒŒ์„œ ์‹ผ ์•ฝ๊ฐ„ ์„ค์‚ฌ...

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#43
1 upvotes
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KR Lv.15 ๋˜ฅ๊พผ_0548

TranslatedLegendary shit๋ ˆ์ „๋“œ ์พŒ๋ณ€

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#44
1 upvotes
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Lv.2 1์ผ4๋˜ฅ
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#45
1 upvotes
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KR Lv.2 111
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#46
1 upvotes
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Lv.18 _2677
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#47
1 upvotes
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KR Lv.3 ์˜ค๋ฆด

Translatedeasy delivery์ˆœ์‚ฐํ—˜ใ…

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#48
1 upvotes
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KR Lv.78 ppap4316

TranslatedPhoto taken from another angle๋‹ค๋ฅธ๊ฐ๋„์ฐ์€์‚ฌ์ง„

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#49
1 upvotes
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KR Lv.15 ๋ณ€๋น„ใ…ฃ๋…€

TranslatedI'm a bit constipated, so it's hard...๋ณ€๋น„๊ฐ€ ์ข€ ์žˆ์–ด์„œ ๋”ฑ๋”ฑํ•ด์š”โ€ฆโ€ฆ

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#50
1 upvotes
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Lv.25 ๋˜ฅ๊พผ

Translatedthe old one์˜ˆ์ „๊บผ

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#51
1 upvotes
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KR Lv.4 ๊ณ ๋ƒฅ์ด

TranslatedHeld it in for2 hours and pissed.2์‹œ๊ฐ„๋™์•ˆ ์ฐธ๊ณ  ์‹ผ๊ณ 

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#52
0 upvotes
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KR Lv.8 ๋˜ฅ๊พผ_6114

Translatedlog poopํ†ต๋‚˜๋ฌด๋˜ฅ

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#53
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KR Lv.5 ๋˜ฅ๊พผ_5758

TranslatedI can't see it well.์ž˜ ์•ˆ๋ณด์ด๋„น

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#54
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KR Lv.12 ๋˜ฅ๊พผ_4321
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#55
0 upvotes
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KR Lv.16 ์ˆ ๋˜ฅ์žฌ์ด

TranslatedFuck... last night with the cognac...์…...์–ด์ ฏ๋ฐค์— ์–‘์ฃผ๋ฅผ...

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#56
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KR Lv.16 ์ˆ ๋˜ฅ์žฌ์ด

Translatedsecondary battery2์ฐจ์ „

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#57
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Lv.2 ๋˜ฅ๊พผ_1246
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#58
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KR Lv.3 Pooper_4788

TranslatedMy stomach has gotten weak, my poop has gottenใ… ๋ฐฐ๊ฐ€ ์š”์ƒˆ ์•ฝํ•ด์กŒ๋‚˜ ๋˜ฅ์ด ๊ฐ€๋А๋Ÿฌ์กŒ์–ด์š” ใ… 

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#59
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KR Lv.2 ์ŠคํˆดํŒŒ์ดํ„ฐ_8811

TranslatedI usually make and eat mainly salad, pasta, and steak.ํ‰์†Œ ์ƒ๋Ÿฌ๋“œ ํŒŒ์Šคํƒ€ ์Šคํ…Œ์ดํฌ ์œ„์ฃผ๋กœ ํ•ด๋จน์–ด์—ฌ

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#60
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Lv.32 ๋˜ฅ๊พผ_8176
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#61
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Lv.2 ๋˜ฅ๊พผ_1686
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#62
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KR Lv.36 ๋ฐฉ๋ถ•๋ฝ•

TranslatedI ate galbi and japchae.๊ฐˆ๋น„๋ž‘ ์žก์ฑ„๋จน์—ˆ์–ด

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#63
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Lv.18 _2677
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#64
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KR Lv.5 ๋‚˜์€
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#65
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KR Lv.9 ๋ณ€๋น„๋‚จ

Translatedstraining while expellingํž˜์ฃผ๋ฉด์„œ ๋ฐฐ์ถœ

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#66
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Lv.2 ๋˜ฅ๊พผ_2087
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#67
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KR Lv.23 ๋˜ฅ๊พผ_7777

TranslatedThe poop that came out after eating budae jjigae for lunch and dinner. The farts came out like "pishuk," and I thought I'd fully shat everything out, but more came and I was flustered!์ ์‹ฌ ์ €๋…์— ๋ถ€๋Œ€์ฐŒ๊ฐœ ๋จน๊ณ  ๋‚˜์˜จ ์‘๊ฐ€. ๋ฐฉ๊ท€๋„ ํ”ผ์‰ญ ๋‚˜์˜ค๊ณ  ๋‹ค ์‹ผ ์ค„ ์•Œ์•˜๋Š”๋ฐ ๋” ๋‚˜์™€์„œ ๋‹นํ™ฉํ–ˆ์–ด์š”!

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#68
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KR Lv.3 ๋˜ฅ๊พผ_0300
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#69
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Lv.25 ๋˜ฅ๊พผ

TranslatedIt's not mineVery dirty๋‚ด๊บผ๋Š” ์•„๋‹˜ ๋งค์šฐ ๋”๋Ÿฌ์›€

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#70
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Lv.3 ๐Ÿ‹โ€๐ŸŸฉ

TranslatedThe fart smell was so bad that I went straight to the..๋ฐฉ๊ท€๋ƒ„์ƒˆ ๋„ˆ๋ฌด ์‹ฌํ•˜๊ธธ๋ž˜ ๋ฐ”๋กœ ํ˜ธใ…“์žฅ์‹ค๊ฐ”๋‹ค..

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#71
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Lv.49 ๋˜ฅ๊พผ_6984
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#72
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KR Lv.2 ๋˜ฅ๊พผ_4225
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#73
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KR Lv.7 ๋˜ฅ๊พผ_212
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#74
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KR Lv.2 Pooper_5594
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#75
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Lv.16 ์ฆ๋˜ฅํ•ด์š”

TranslatedCouldn't poop for two days, took a healthy dump, and then ate ssam with spicy food together, probably because of that.์ดํ‹€ ๋ชป์‹ธ๊ณ  ๊ฑด๊ฐ•ํ•œ๋˜ฅ ๋ˆ„๊ณ  ๋˜ ์Œˆ ์ฐฌ์Œ์‹์ด๋ž‘ ๋งค์šด์Œ์‹ ๊ฐ™์ด๋จน์–ด์„œ ๊ทธ๋Ÿฐ๋“ฏ

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